Our Journey...: Battleship...

ET TALK...

"Mommy, my poopy looks like the letter H in sign language!"

"Why did you do that?"..."Because I did."

"I like going to Menard's with Daddy. Menard's smells good!"

After finding his red race car..."Daddy I'm so proud of you!"

After serving ET cottage cheese and forgetting to put pepper on it..."My cottage cheese is naked!"

"Mommy you're my best friend." -Dec. 18 '10

"I have to eat a candy cane or Santa will be worried!" -Dec.29 '10

"I want a snack - I'll have some bacon." -Jan. 1 '11

"Why does the ceiling have crumbs on it?" - Jan. 15 '11

"When I was born, and I hatched from your tummy, did you buy me my (stuffed) kitty?" April 8 '11

"Clouds are made of puff, and we can't eat puff." May '11

ET where do you put your dirty clothes? "In my hamster." July '11

"Daddy are these mosquito bites?" (Pointing at his nipples). July '11

"I love choclick!"

"Can I have a shmarshmallow?" Nov. 27 '11

"Do you know how they make fruit punch?"
"How?"
"They punch the fruit." - DUH! - Jan. 18 '12

Pointing to the duct tape..."Mom, I remember that stuff is called goose tape." - May '12

After falling off his bike outside and scraping his ankle badly..."Mommy, can I go back outside and look for the skin I lost?" - August '12

"Santa must be nocturnal." - May 1, 2013

Jay: "You're looking tall."
ET: "Yeah, I feel higher up." - May 4, 2013

"Whoever invented time-outs is not a very good inventor!" September 6, 2013